One of the owners from where I used to work has been hunting moles on his property lately. Yesterday, he had a brain fade and an accident and I was called in to work so his wife could get to the hospital.

Apparently, he poured gasoline and diesel down a mole hole (then forgot he did this) He then a few hours later went back to the same hole, poured black powder down the hole and lit it……BOOM! Knocked him backwards, knocked him out of his shoe and he twisted his back in the process. They rushed him to the ER where they dug debris from his eyes (he now has no eyelashes) he has burns on his face, and will be going to the eye specialist this morning. He got lucky with this bonehead stunt. Next time he needs to use chocolate ex-lax. Works every time and last time I looked, it doesn’t explode! (well at least not on the outside!)